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"The
Kootz CD" - Listen to MP3 Kootz-Klips |
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"The
Koot-TEE" This sporty, 100%-heavy-cotton, genuine Fruit-of-The-Loom!™ T-shirt is what today's "well dressed Kootz-fan" is wearing... Available in any color (as long as it's Rock 'n Roll Black!)... the 'Koot-tee' features the 'Li'l Old Koot'-guy & website on the front... plus the Kootz logo & 'credo' on the back! Available in L, XL and 2XL sizes! 'Tee it up'! $17.00 - FREE shipping |
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"The Kootz-Kap" It's good for your head!... Whether you're Painting It "Black"... or in a "White" Room at the station! Perhaps you're just bouncing a "Red" Rubber Ball... or maybe even wandering around in a "Purple" Haze... Well, friend... The-Kootz-Kap is for YOU!... It's available in all 4 colors! It has the 'Kootz' logo across the front... and a sturdy, double-row 'one-size-fits-all-Koot-fans' adjust-o-strap in the back! When 'Johnny Q. Public' sees ya wearing this, HE'LL want to join 'The Kootz Team' too! Put me in, coach! $12.00 - FREE shipping |
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"The
Kootz-Sticker-Bumper" Why pay for expensive automotive body-work, when you can buy several Kootz 'official' bumperstickers... and cover the dents on your beloved vehicle for a fraction of the cost! Actually, these Koot-stickers also go-great on notebooks, briefcases, kitchen tables, commodes... or even your mother-in-law! Thinking of selling that banged-up '71 Chevy Vega or Ford Pinto? DON'T!!!! Dress 'em up in a Kootz "Sticker-Bumper" (or two!)! $2.00 - FREE shipping |
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" The
Kootz 'PAR-TAY'-PAK!" This is the deal of the century.... no... millenium! Order ALL four of the above 'Kootz-Merch' items... The Kootz CD, TEE, KAP and Sticker-Bumper... and pay just 35-Georges! That's a MONDO-savings of 10-buck-a-roos... Ya get it ALL for only $35... and WE pay the shipping and the handling! Whadda-sweet-deal!!! $35.00 - FREE shipping |
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"The
Kootz Kandy Bar" Ever get a hankerin' for 'something-sweet' while listening to your Kootz-CD? I mean... a MAJOR "Choco-Jones" that just makes ya wanna 'eat-to-the-beat'! Well... By popular demand we're making available a limited-run of these 'original & official' Kootz-Kandy-Bars! This rockin'-confection has all of the essential Koot-factoids on the wrapper outside... while deliverin' a BIG chocolate-taste on the inside... one that would make Mr. Wonka himself... well, 'brown' with envy! Looking for "Mr. Koot-Bar"? He's right here! Hey! Buy 3... and get a 4th Kootz-Bar FREE! No kiddin'! $2.00 - FREE shipping |
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So... How do I get mine?
All Kootz merchandise is available thru 'PayPal' online, or by sending a check
or money order to:
The Kootz Kompany Store
Box 309,
Caldwell, New Jersey 07006-0309
Check or Money Order Customers:
Please make sure you've enclosed a note with your name, address and telephone
number. Please list the items you want (with T-shirt size and/or hat color
where applicable) and have calculated all costs correctly, plus 7% NJ sales tax.
Checks
should be payable to “Taylor-Made Productions”. All prices
include FREE shipping & handling and come with a FREE gift from The Kootz!
And as always... Remember to bring a print-out of any weekly Kootz-newsletter
to one of our 'live' shows... and get that same 'real nice' (free) gift from
us Koot-Boys!
“Let's get to that GIGGGG!!!”