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The Kootz News 11/23/16; "Happy "KOOTZ"-giving"!!!

The Kootz News 11/23/16; "Happy "KOOTZ"-giving"!!!

Gobbling-Greetings, Pilgrims!

Kids, believe it or not, this is our SIXTEENTH Thanksgiving together as 'Kootz'. . . and we're STILL "Thanks-Gigging"! Believe it or not, we'll be celebrating this very-evening at one of the places 'where it all began'... and where it's been 5-long-years since we last-performed; The venerable 'Lakeside' in Packanack / Wayne, NJ is 'de-place'! Join us! But first... A li'l "Kootz-Holiday-Trivia"

A Fun-Factoid >
The 'Kootz-News' started-out in our third-year of existence, 2003;
Just for "giggles 'n gobbles", we 'pulled one from the archives'... Here's a little 'pop-(rock) quiz' that ran in the very-first 'Kootz Thanksgiving-News' waaay-back in '03... Test your knowledge about 'Happy-Kootz-giving' week; Each response is worth 10 points!"

THE CHALLENGES:
1. John Smith
2. Plymouth Rock
3. Samoset, Squanto & Massasoit
4. Indian Corn
5. Giant Parade Balloons
6. Mayflower
7. Pumpkin Pie
8. Wamp-a-noag
9. Gobble, Gobble
10. 1621

THE ANSWERS:
1. The most popular 'alias' in NJ to sign in at a motel under
2. Music played by a garage band comprised of ex-used-car salesmen
3. Comedy trio that entertained the Pilgrims at the inaugural 'Feast'!
4. The type of humor presented by the 'above-mentioned' comedy troupe
5. What my family looks like after the Thanksgiving dinner
6. I believe THAT 'Madam' was arrested and made a fortune on her book!
7. Endearing term that John Smith used to woo Pocahontas
8. What you do to an annoying little 'noag' that keeps bothering you
9. Hit song recorded by David Bowie; Follow-up to 'Turkey In The Straw'
10. The total combined I.Q. of all the Kootz members (projected)

So? How'd ya do?
- If you scored "100", you are most DEFINITELY 'top of the class'!
- Now, if you tallied 70 to 90, you probably need to read the 'K-News' more often!
- And for the 'losingly-lovable-misfits' who fared below the 70-point mark;
We recommend a diet HIGH in 'Fiber'-consumption;
(after you have your leftover turkey sandwich, that is!)

So then, why should the promise of a week filled-with stuffin', gravy, thighs, breasts, white & dark meat, umm, WHOA; it's gettin' warm in here! Well, lets just put it this way; The Kootz are preparing a few little 'music-feasts' of their own...

To check-out ALL 'Kootz' show-info;
CLICK-HERE >>>
http://www.TheKootz.com/schedule.php
It all starts, TONIGHT! >>>
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Wed. 23rd 8:30 PM til 12:30 AM
A GREAT 'bar-night', as 'The Kootz'...
Return; to a 'fave', historic location!
THE LAKESIDE RESTAURANT & BAR:
56 Lake Drive West, Wayne, NJ
973-833-8798
Chris Roselle, Glenny, Keeef + Bob-C!
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H A P P Y – T U R K E Y _ D A Y ! ! !
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A 'TWO'-fer... err, BLACK-FRIDAY!
Game #1:
Friday 25th 1:15 PM til 2:45 PM
They're goin' CRAZY for...
The Kootz'... You should TOO!!!
PRIVATE EVENT:
We Can Do Yours Too!,
Anytown, Anytime!, :)
'973-226-1461 CALL US
GT, Benny, Chris Bolger & Donny-G!
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And Game #2:
Friday 25th 7:00 til 11:00 PM
Leave your 'HAT' on: but BRING out >
Yo' "Dancin'-Shoes" TONIGHT!
THE HAT TAVERN
@ GRAND SUMMIT HOTEL:
570 Springfield Ave., Summit, NJ
908-273-7656
Mikey-M, GT, Joe Coghlan + Keeef!
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Sat. 26th 9:00 PM til 1:00 AM
Discover the...
WILD-WEST-(Milford)-KOOTZ!
Don't be a 'settler'; GO > "PIO"!!!
PIONEER BAR & GRILL:
350 Warwick Turnpike, Hewitt, NJ
973-853-0132
'Skeeter, Glenny, Russ+ & Bob-C!
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Sun. 27th 8:00 PM til 12:00 midnight
One thing about 'The Notch'...
On an early-Sunday-evening; It's 'GREAT'!
THE GREAT NOTCH INN:
400 Route 46 West, Little Falls, NJ
973-256-7742
Glenny, 'Jefferson', Donny-G & Russ+!
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Friday 2nd 7:00 til 11:00 PM
Christmas Lights?... at The Lighthouse?
How-'bout "The Kootz" LIGHT-in' it up!
LIGHTHOUSE TAVERN:
397 Route 9-S, Waretown, NJ
609-693-3150
Russ+, Glenny, J-Gu & Bob-C!
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KOOTZ 'ON-DECK':
Here's a sneak-peek into NEXT week >
*Sat., 12/3; St. Steph's, Sprg. Lake, NJ
*Sun., 12/4; Black Bear, Oak Ridge, NJ
*Wed., 12/7; PJ's, Woodland Pk., NJ
*Thu., 12/8; Jalapeno's, Glen Rock, NJ
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ALWAYS go-to:
www.TheKootz.com
For the 'fine-details'!

"KOOTZ-NOTES & LINKS":
Show-us the 'KOOTZ'-Love!!!
Why-not 'Like'-us on our FaceBook-page!
Please go-to this link and hit > 'Like'!:
www.facebook.com/pages/The-Kootz
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Hey, FaceBook-ers! Please 'Friend'-us!
We're VERY "Friend"-ly!
Log-in to F.B., search: Glenn 'KOOTZ' Taylor
Then send-us a friend-request!
Or... click the 'FaceBook'-logo on our website:
www.thekootz.com
Or go-to: http://www.facebook.com/TheKootz

Give "Thanks"! >
'The approaching-Holidays' mean...
It's time to; 'Celebrate' huge-savings!
Check-out our GREAT gift-selection!
Visit the 'Kootz-Kompany-Store'...
http://www.thekootz.com/kootzko.php
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Trot, alongside that Turkey, Tamara!
We've gotta-get to that... Giiiiiigggg!
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No Blues bein' sung... by BIG Blue!
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